Contrary to popular belief there’s more than one tooth fairy. In fact, there are 43 dental nymphs on active duty at this time including 6 in the Americas, 1 in Greater Mesopotania, 3 Down Under, 1 on each pole, 2 on the island of Bali, 1 in the Breakaway Republic of Vermont, 0 in Greenland (now accepting applications), 1 in Austin Texas, 1 on the Islets of Langerhans, 3 in rehab, 1 covering the NHL, 2 in Tzatzikistan, 2 in Dusty Hill’s beard, and 1 in the Starbucks on the corner of Nassau and Fulton.

Due to the increase in fair market value of front incisors and the lure of sparkly objects on ebay, many of these spritely creatures are forced to do a little freelancing on the side. Please consider hiring a tooth fairy, (one of whom masquerades as a human named Sharon Drinkwine), for your next creative project.